Sunday, October 5, 2008

Um, cleanse? Anyone?

Mike and Denise,

I need an update on your cleansing activities.

If I do not have a written update on my desk by 9AM Eastern Time, Monday morning, I'm going to force-feed myself an egg salad sandwich with Velveeta on buttered Wonder bread with a side order of goose schmaltz and a nice, cold chocolate brownie frappucino (with a coupla shots of Kahlua to make the subway trip bearable).

Very best regards,
Gabe

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